Zurg has a friend named Tony Rose. (OK the idea of Zurg having a friend is a little alien. Get it ALIEN! I kill myself sometimes.) I nick named him Bones in third or fourth grade. 

He didn't like it much at the time. He is a genuine professional web content kind of a guy and he has been seeking his revenge on Zurg's likeness. He started with this, like I didn't look enough like the Prince of Fools to start off. 

Here is where we have progressed so far:

"so, just how silly can Dad look?"

"Like for instance, what would you say to a nose ring?"

... and maybe a slightly more creative hat.  

A cool red beard...

(OK let's face facts and make that a not-so-cool GRAY beard.)

Borrow some really chic shades from Elton John...  

  (Better make that a pair of Rose-colored glasses.)

Add a battle scar from those days fighting off channel 6 reporters (don't ask).

...and Britney's hair!